If you're reading this, there's a good chance you would’ve been burned at the stake for having opinions, eyeliner, or a pulse.
The “The Church Would Have Killed Me 400 Years Ago” sticker is a gothic heart-shaped vinyl decal with holographic sparkle and zero tolerance for patriarchal history lessons. Covered in stars, moons, and roses, it's perfect for your laptop, water bottle, spellbook, or emotional support journal.
Waterproof, weatherproof, and made to survive just about anything—except the 1600s.
Details: • Glossy holographic vinyl • Waterproof and scratch-resistant • Die-cut heart shape • Handmade in small batches
Dimensions: • Approx. 3" wide
It’s witchy. It’s unbothered. And yeah, it sells out fast. Add it to your collection — because one is never enough.
