I’ll Be Choosing Violence Today – Funny Retro Animal Glitter Vinyl Sticker

🧸 I’ll be choosing violence today. And I’ll look adorable doing it.

This funny vinyl sticker features a pastel duck and blue bear in the sparkliest act of passive aggression you’ve ever seen. Glittery, waterproof, and beautifully chaotic — it’s perfect for water bottles, laptops, trauma journals, and rage-fueled sticker books.

🖤 DETAILS:
• Dimensions: 3" inch die-cut waterproof vinyl sticker  
• Glossy holographic finish  
• Weatherproof + scratch-resistant  
• Handmade and emotionally threatening

 Great for:
• Funny dark humor gifts  
• Sticker collectors  
• Sad girl starter packs  
• People who say “I’m fine” but aren’t

✨ Part of the Untamedego collectible sticker series — limited-edition, hoard-worthy, and dangerously cute.

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