I Don't Bring Bad Luck Your Life Was Already Shit Holographic Glitter Sticker

Stop blaming the cat — your problems started way before it showed up.
This glitter vinyl sticker features an adorable wide-eyed black cat with a sassy twist: “I don’t bring bad luck, your life was already sht.”* Equal parts cute and chaotic, it’s the perfect sticker for cat lovers with a dark sense of humor.

FEATURES:
• Size: 3" round die-cut vinyl sticker
• Glitter finish that sparkles in the light
• Waterproof, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant
• Thick, durable vinyl that won’t fade or peel
• Handmade with sarcasm, sparkle, and cattitude

PERFECT FOR:
• Laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or phone cases
• Gifts for sarcastic cat owners and chaos gremlins
• Witchy, gothic, or pastel-kitsch sticker collectors
• Anyone tired of being blamed for “bad luck”

Add it to your collection and let this cat say what you’re really thinking.

Note: While our stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and durable, some water bottles with textured or powder-coated finishes may resist adhesive over time. For best results, apply to smooth, clean, dry surfaces and allow 24 hours to set