{"product_id":"i-hope-your-email-never-finds-me-sticker-holographic-laptop-vinyl-funny-work-from-home-burnout-humor","title":"I Hope Your Email Never Finds Me Sticker – Holographic Laptop Vinyl – Funny Work from Home Burnout Humor","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"112\"\u003eInbox zero? More like inbox \u003cem data-end=\"149\" data-start=\"143\"\u003ehero\u003c\/em\u003e for ignoring it altogether. This holographic laptop sticker perfectly sums up the daily dread of corporate life — because sometimes the scariest horror story is a “per my last email.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"597\" data-start=\"337\"\u003e FEATURES:\u003cbr data-end=\"351\" data-start=\"348\"\u003e• Dimensions: 3\" inch die-cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr data-end=\"397\" data-start=\"394\"\u003e• Holographic glitter finish with rainbow shimmer\u003cbr data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"446\"\u003e• Waterproof, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant\u003cbr data-end=\"501\" data-start=\"498\"\u003e• Glossy surface with vibrant color pop\u003cbr data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"540\"\u003e• Handmade with love, glitter, and corporate burnout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"599\"\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003cbr data-end=\"614\" data-start=\"611\"\u003e• Overworked employees, remote girlies, and anyone who ghosts their boss in Gmail\u003cbr data-end=\"698\" data-start=\"695\"\u003e• Fans of work humor, burnout memes, and anti-capitalist sass\u003cbr data-end=\"762\" data-start=\"759\"\u003e• Decorating laptops, work notebooks, planners, or your emotional support water bottle\u003cbr data-end=\"851\" data-start=\"848\"\u003e• Funny, sarcastic gifts for coworkers, office besties, and corporate escape artists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1100\" data-start=\"939\"\u003e✨Part of the Untamedego sticker series — limited edition designs for collectors, cubicle comedians, and anyone who deserves PTO just for checking their inbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1165\" data-start=\"1102\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of Untamedego LLC. All Rights Reserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2772\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e While our stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and durable, some water bottles with textured or powder-coated finishes may resist adhesive over time. For best results, apply to smooth, clean, dry surfaces and allow 24 hours to set\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/Untamedego_stickerlogo.png?v=1756441681\" width=\"498\" height=\"498\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44487638679692,"sku":"Stick-622","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/5501\/7100\/files\/ihopeyouremailneverfindsme-stickers-Photoroom-Photoroom.jpg?v=1757751008","url":"https:\/\/kitchenandmetal.com\/products\/i-hope-your-email-never-finds-me-sticker-holographic-laptop-vinyl-funny-work-from-home-burnout-humor","provider":"Kitchen + Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}