{"product_id":"fuck-the-patriarchy-patch","title":"Fuck The Patriarchy Patch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eSugar, spice, and just enough rage to dismantle the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eThis “Fuck the Patriarchy” embroidered patch serves vintage housewife energy with a middle finger hidden in the frosting. Perfect for jackets, totes, vests, or anywhere that needs a bold dose of feminist fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eCrafted with high-quality thread and backed for easy iron-on or sew-on application, this patch is made to last—and made to \u003cem data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"573\"\u003episs off all the right people\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"588\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eSize: approx. 3.5” x 2.5”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eIron-on \u003cem data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"631\"\u003eor\u003c\/em\u003e sew-on (you choose the vibe)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"706\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"706\"\u003eProfessionally embroidered with bold colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eDesigned to start conversations... or arguments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44487647133836,"sku":"sku-46566140313848","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/5501\/7100\/files\/IMG_0013_1.jpg?v=1757751105","url":"https:\/\/kitchenandmetal.com\/products\/fuck-the-patriarchy-patch","provider":"Kitchen + Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}