{"product_id":"everything-is-fucked-patch","title":"Everything Is Fucked Patch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eCute. Cuddly. Completely unhinged.\u003cbr data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eThis pastel bunny knows what’s up—and she’s not sugarcoating it. Bright-eyed, panic-ridden, and embroidered to perfection, this patch is for the girlies who smile through the chaos and spiral with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"477\"\u003ePerfect for jackets, bags, or your therapist’s waiting room. Stick it where it hurts, or where it helps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"491\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e• Approx. 3.5\" x 4.5\"\u003cbr data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"518\"\u003e• Iron-on backing (or sew it if your trauma built character)\u003cbr data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e• Premium embroidery + high-vibe existential dread\u003cbr data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e• Multicolor text for ✨emotional range✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eShe’s not wrong. Everything \u003cem data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e f*cked. At least you’ll look cute.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44487644807308,"sku":"sku-46566103023864","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/5501\/7100\/files\/DSC08218-Photoroom.jpg?v=1757751092","url":"https:\/\/kitchenandmetal.com\/products\/everything-is-fucked-patch","provider":"Kitchen + Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}