{"product_id":"everything-is-fucked-bunny-mug","title":"Everything Is Fucked Bunny Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eBecause starting your day pretending everything’s fine is exhausting.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"194\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eThis unapologetically honest 15 oz ceramic mug shouts truth from both sides—\u003cem data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"98\"\u003eEverything Is Fucked\u003c\/em\u003e on one face and \u003cem data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eEverything Is Fine\u003c\/em\u003e on the other—capturing all the feels before your first sip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"265\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eWHY FANS CAN’T GET ENOUGH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"307\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"307\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDouble-sided print\u003c\/strong\u003e ensures your vibe is visible no matter how you hold it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"349\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"349\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"18\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e15 oz capacity\u003c\/strong\u003e – for big drinks and bigger emotions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"429\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"429\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"38\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePremium ceramic with glossy finish\u003c\/strong\u003e – bold design that won’t fade or peel, built for daily use\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"509\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/strong\u003e – because real life shouldn’t require babying your mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"527\"\u003eDESIGN VIBE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"530\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eOne side keeps it real, the other keeps it together—perfect for the nuanced chaos of adulting. It’s the exhale and the eye-roll, all in one cup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"585\"\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eHigh-need coffee drinkers who appreciate a side of sarcasm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eGifts that are both functional and brutally honest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eOffice desks, kitchen counters, or anywhere big feelings live\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"879\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"879\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eWHY YOU SHOULD BUY NOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"747\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eUntamedEgo’s drinkware is built for real life: sass, slams, and zero hand-wash drama\u003c\/span\u003e  . \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44487583727756,"sku":"PMK24.1490825","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/5501\/7100\/files\/6fee33f7-f88d-478f-8a3d-1bc4bcd7f2c0.jpg?v=1757750879","url":"https:\/\/kitchenandmetal.com\/products\/everything-is-fucked-bunny-mug","provider":"Kitchen + Metal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}